3.27.2011

Norsk

Fant denne på nett (http://www.facebook.com/#!/Norsk.Norwegian):
YOU KNOW YOU'RE NORWEGIAN WHEN..


- You like to wrap your hotdog in a cold pancake.
- You always prepare to catch the closing door if following closely behind somebody.
- If a stranger on the street smiles at you, you assume that the person is
a) drunk
b) insane
c) American
d) all of the above
- You actually believe that there is no such thing as bad weather, only bad clothing!
- It seems nice to spend a week in a small wooden cottage up in the mountains, with no running water and no electricity.
- You eat with your knife and fork.
- It's perfectly normal to make a bench of snow. 
- You find yourself speaking halfway Swedish with Swedes.
- You don't question the habit of always making "matpakke".
- You think it's weird if a house isn't wooden.
- You associate Easter with cross-country skiing with friends and family in the familys mountain cabin.
- You can see mountains and the ocean, no matter where you are.
- You expect all dinner parties and meetings to start precisely on time, if not before.
- You get your hands on Norwegian chocolate and guard it with your life.
- You barbecue when it's raining.
- You have bad conscience if you're not outside when it's sunny.
- You get dozy after only two days of sun.
- You go for a swim when it's only 12 degrees Celsius (53F) in the water and claims that it's "fresh".

Hahahah, må flire litt av oss normenn!
En smule sær kanskje?
Og litt herlig?

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